Have any of you ever had this happen? While chatting with Rayanna Jamison recently, she offered to host me on her blog. I sent her a few snippets from a file of excerpts from my last book Bared By the Billionaire and promptly forgot all about it.
When I saw the headline for the post, Kallista Dane: Bared by The Billionaire, Anal Beads and Mammoth Hunters I thought she'd mixed me up with someone else. Maybe one of those REALLY kinky people who write dinosaur/cave girl erotica. I clicked on it, already rehearsing how gracious I'd be when she apologized.
There it was - a hot anal play scene with a hunky Dom/doctor making the heroine admit all her shameful secrets or face another spanking from the stern nurse next to him wielding a wooden paddle.
Oooh...spanked in public, ass play, AND a doctor? In answering one of her questions, I also happened to mention cave women getting soundly fucked by mammoth hunters. Apparently she was paying more attention to the conversation than I was!
Here's the problem. I barely remembered writing that scene, much less the fact that I'd included it in the book. Truth be told, it was probably one of those parts I write to turn myself on, where I become the heroine forced to admit all her naughtiest fantasies out loud while being soundly spanked for having them. (Please don't mention that to my therapist. I've paid her enough money already!) Then I tell my husband all about the scene. If I tell it really well, he's inspired to act it out with me, and the next morning I happily move on to the next.
Since I wrote that, I've had another book published and I'm halfway through a third. When I sit at the computer, my characters often start doing and saying things that weren't on the outline I scribbled in the parking lot of the mall after that long, solitary drive spent planning my book.
So I've decided to use the old "imaginary friend" excuse I dragged out to try and stay out of trouble when I was a kid. It wasn't me. It was that slut Kallista Dane. And Rayanna I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say, at the things she comes up with.
When I saw the headline for the post, Kallista Dane: Bared by The Billionaire, Anal Beads and Mammoth Hunters I thought she'd mixed me up with someone else. Maybe one of those REALLY kinky people who write dinosaur/cave girl erotica. I clicked on it, already rehearsing how gracious I'd be when she apologized.
There it was - a hot anal play scene with a hunky Dom/doctor making the heroine admit all her shameful secrets or face another spanking from the stern nurse next to him wielding a wooden paddle.Oooh...spanked in public, ass play, AND a doctor? In answering one of her questions, I also happened to mention cave women getting soundly fucked by mammoth hunters. Apparently she was paying more attention to the conversation than I was!
Here's the problem. I barely remembered writing that scene, much less the fact that I'd included it in the book. Truth be told, it was probably one of those parts I write to turn myself on, where I become the heroine forced to admit all her naughtiest fantasies out loud while being soundly spanked for having them. (Please don't mention that to my therapist. I've paid her enough money already!) Then I tell my husband all about the scene. If I tell it really well, he's inspired to act it out with me, and the next morning I happily move on to the next.
Since I wrote that, I've had another book published and I'm halfway through a third. When I sit at the computer, my characters often start doing and saying things that weren't on the outline I scribbled in the parking lot of the mall after that long, solitary drive spent planning my book.
So I've decided to use the old "imaginary friend" excuse I dragged out to try and stay out of trouble when I was a kid. It wasn't me. It was that slut Kallista Dane. And Rayanna I'm shocked, SHOCKED I say, at the things she comes up with.
LMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing. And cave girl erotica? Is that a thing now? LOL
ReplyDeleteI read a post awhile back, Addie, by a college girl who says she's making $20,000 a MONTH writing books like "Ravaged By the Raptor." Maybe we should give it a shot!
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