Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Stevie MacFarlane's Heart-Shaped Honeymoon Disaster

Welcome, Stevie MacFarlane.  You've just written a new time-travel Western In This Lifetime, Morgan's Journey and I'm dying to hear all about it.

Displaying InThisLifetime-SMBut first -Valentine's Day is coming up soon, Stevie.  Although we both write erotic romances about people who have just met THE ONE, you and I have been happily married for a long time.  Oops...wait.  That didn't come out quite right.  Married to OTHER people!  Anyway, we both know not every sex night measures up to the ones in our books.  Do you have a story you'd like to share that would never happen to one of your heroines?

Stevie:  My husband and I never had a real honeymoon.  Every time we planned to go away something happened.  He broke his hand, I broke my foot and was on crutches, well it just never worked out for us.  Finally one time we took a trip to Niagara Falls, Canada.  We got a room in this motel with a fancy red heart-shaped Jacuzzi tub. This was a new experience for us, so we walked downtown and bought some bubble bath.  It seemed like a pretty big tub and I guess we used way to much.
     I was sitting in the tub enjoying the bubbles and he was getting ready to get in so I told him to hit the switch on the wall. Big mistake on my part, huge!  Suddenly I was in what seemed like a giant blender.  I’m pretty short, my feet didn’t reach the end of the tub and my arms couldn’t grab the sides. Bubbles were climbing out of the tub, spilling onto the carpet and going up the mirrored walls.  I really thought I was going to drown.  Here I am screaming my head off, soap in my mouth and being bounced all over the place and he was laughing and taking pictures, standing there in his underwear.  
     Of course the photos reflected off the mirror, so he looked pretty stupid too, standing there nearly naked, so it wasn’t a total loss.  He wanted me to get back in with him, swore he wouldn’t touch the switch, but having bubbles up my nose and my eyes spoiled the mood for me. I never went near it again.

Kallista: (still laughing) I think that definitely belongs in one of your books! Tell us a little about your new release.

Stevie:  It's called In This Lifetime, Morgan’s Journey.  Follow me to the old west, where a time traveling former Marine, meets a spunky saloon keeper. The gun-toting troublesome female tests his patience and Morgan finds he's not as politically correct as he thought.  How can he be when there's nothing he wants more than to turn the little brat over his knee?  Watch the sparks fly!

Kallista:  Here's a sexy little snippet Stevie is sharing with us for the first time -

“Spread your legs,” he ordered quietly after removing his leg from hers.  Her wide luminous gray eyes stared into his, but she didn’t move.
           “Come on, Miss Sassy-Pants; do as I say.  I thought you weren’t afraid of me,” he challenged with a grin.
            “I’m not,” she insisted.  “I’m afraid of the big, hard thing poking my hip.”
            Morgan laughed.  “You don’t know it yet, but he’s about to become your best friend and favorite playmate.”
            Callie Mae snorted, letting her legs fall slightly apart.
            “I guess some people don’t believe anything you tell them,” he said sadly, his hand moving lower.  “The Show Me state is across the border.”
            “Never mind, baby, you’ll just have to trust me on this one.  Oh, honey, that’s so nice,” he cooed sliding his finger between her lips.  “I love how wet you are for me.”
            “This,” he said as he slipped lower.  “It’s your body getting ready for me.  You’re excited.  Do you feel this little bump right here?” he asked as he gently circled it.
            Callie Mae nodded, worried her heart was about to jump right out of her chest.
            “Well this tiny little nubbin belongs to me now.  I get to play with it whenever I want.  There’s another spot inside you that’s similar and that’s mine too.  Understand?” he asked firmly.
            “Yes,” she groaned out, arching her back.  Her head was swirling.  How could he make her feel this way with one finger, touching one tiny spot?  It was all so confusing and why was he saying it belonged to him?  Surely her body was her own.
            Morgan smiled.  What a wonderful time in history to live.  Callie Mae knew nothing about masturbating or dildos.  He would never have to compete with the latest vibrator, no groups of twittering females drinking wine and discussing who did what, with what and to whom.  No, he’d been given a golden opportunity here.  A beautiful, virginal woman he could satisfy the way God intended, with his body and his love.  He would give her as much pleasure as she could handle and in ways only a modern man could conceive of.

In This Lifetime, Morgan's Journey

     Former Marine, Morgan Whittaker is but a shadow of the man he once was.  Plagued by personal tragedy, his marriage in shambles; it’s no shock to him when he’s wounded while serving his last tour of duty. The only surprise is that he’s alive at all.  Now he just wants to be left alone.
     Despite knowing their marriage is over, Cara Whittaker finds it painful and annoying to see what her husband has become.  As a last resort at helping him, along with increasing her status at the top secret government agency she works for, she offers him a once in a lifetime chance to travel back in time.
     What he finds there is more than he ever dreamed.  A new life, a family and love in the form of a spunky little saloon keeper in desperate need of discipline.  Can he take the risk of remaining in 1880?  He’s been warned not to tamper with the fragile fabric of the future, but he knows danger is coming.  Can he stop it and change his destiny or will he run out of time?
     Will he once again follow the rules or will he throw caution to the wind and step up to be the man he’s meant to be?

Here's the buy link for my new book on Amazon:  http://amzn.to/1COzMUM

Stevie MacFarlane lives in upstate New York with her husband of many years. She currently has 11 books out, including her very popular series about an Irish-American family, The O’Malley’s. To explain her writing preference she used a quote from her Amazon Author’s Page. “All of my books are romances. I like a lot of conversation, a bit of humor, some fairly hot sex and spanking. If you're into whips and chains, these probably aren't for you. However, if you've ever watched a movie where the leading lady is being a perfect bitch and you feel like yelling at the leading man, "Oh my God, spank her you fool!" these might be right up your alley.”
You can find Stevie at: Amazon Author’s Page http://www.amazon.com/Stevie-MacFarlane/e/B00AJD34BU/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1422383716&sr=8-1 Website: http://steviemacfarlane.weebly.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/stevie.macfarlane.7 Twitter: @steviemac1175 Email: steviemacfarlane@aol.com


  1. Thanks so much for having me today Kallista!

  2. My pleasure, Stevie. I'm still laughing at the mental picture of you in that tub!